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Setting: Richmond Jail Downtown.

Scott: Oh, my God Paul! What Happened?

Paul: They happened, Paul. They happened.

Scott: No, No, your eye.
Paul: Ha, Ha, yeah, that... I fell down the stairs and hit my eye on a door knob...

Scott: Paul, I'm your friend, you don't have to lie to me.

Paul: No, seriously. That's what happened.
Scott: Paul, you're safe now. You can tell me the truth.

Paul: Can we please just get in the car and go home now?