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Setting: Richmond City Jail.

Scott: Hi, I'm here to bail out Paul Stearns.

Desk Officer: Your name sir?
Scott: Yeah it's...
Captain Remarkable: SCOTT!!!

Captain Remarkable: SCOTT IS THAT YOU??

Scott: Ahem, Scott, Scott Baker.

Desk Officer: Id...
Scott: Yeah...

Scott: Here you go
Captain Remarkable: SCOTT! Paul has told me sooooo much about you Scott!

Scott: Ha, Ha..
Scott: I don't know him.
Landon: Should've been there last night Scott!! WOOT! What a Riot!!
Offscreen: Would somebody shut him up??
Offscreen: I tranqed him twice already Sarge!

Captain Remarkable: I beat the stuffing out of that cuckold Kittenface Scott!
Captain Kittenface: You son of a ...
Calypso Cordelia: Seamus!

Female Officer: Sir, is that an admission of guilt?
Sergeant: I don't care what that is I want it out of my lockup!